This will be the first major UCW event! (Note that this will not be the first UCW event ever- it will be the first UCW "pay-per-view" event ever)
Where: The UCW Arena
When: TBD
Matches:
INDEPENDENT CHAMPIONSHIP: Jersey Devil vs Rich
... not much of a feud here, but it should be a good fast-paced match between two high-flyers. Don't blink during this one.
PENULTIMATE CHAMPIONSHIP: Rek vs Grifter
... a definite mismatch. A 125 pound hardcore brawler versus a 90 pound agile high-flyer. Rek may be able to keep his opponent down with some quick moves, but if Grifter pulls of his devastating "Squirrel Beater," it'll be all over. This match should be interesting.
TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP: Hollywood Heilig & Pimp Daddy vs Bitch Magnet & Rich
...who scheduled this one? This will certainly be a very strange matchup, as a powerhouse and a fruitbag team up to take on another powerhouse and a high-flyer. We're definitely gonna get this one on tape.
EXTREME CHAMPIONSHIP: Jersey Devil vs Bitch Magnet vs Grifter vs Paul in a FOUR-WAY LADDER MATCH!!!!
... in what's sure to be a bloody match, four deserving men step into the ring to decide who the first Extreme Champion will be. Ever since Grifter got powerbombed through a table by Bitch Magnet a few weeks ago, he has been climbing the hardcore ranks, seeking revenge. At Boston Massacre, he'll have his chance. Jersey Devil is one of the most gutsy wrestlers in UCW, and he will sacrifice his body to get his hands on this title. And finally, there's Paul. Competely oblivious to pain, this insane competitor is looking to destroy anything that moves, which is a pretty good attitude going into this kind of match. This match is sure to be entertaining, and somewhat disturbing.
... the main event is a Battle Royal (called a Wargasm in UCW) with all the attending wrestlers involved. To eliminate an opponent, the competitors must either pin them or make them submit. Wrestlers can also be eliminated by disqualification. The last man left wins the UCW Championship! This one should be very interesting, especially considering the fact that Sinner enters 7th, and if he lasts long enough, he may have to face his brother, Havoc. A definite must-see match.
*Card subject to change.
We will be selling tapes of UCW's Boston Massacre starting on Sunday, April 11th, for only $7 each. Please send requests to u_c_w@hotmail.com!!!
